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can vote, can’t drink…

as i’m writing my essay for the environmental ethics course i’m currently enrolled in and trying to argue for and against various morality sources, i’m reminded myself of a quick conversation with the sales person at the bc liquor store the night before. as i was purchasing some much need ‘oh’, the cashier asks me kindly if i’d like to donate something to support dry grad. i answered, in my sister’s words (kind of), ‘i’d rather not, they need to drink while they’re young so that they learn their lessons sooner’. take this at face value, and don’t over react…i’m not implying a 14 year old should be drinking…but i think if a person is allowed to vote (18 pretty much anywhere) then that person should be considered mature enough to handle a bottle of beer. afterall, society ‘trusts’ the 18-yr old kid is mature enough and should stat his/her opinion as to who should run the country, province (yes pronvicial elections are coming soon in a town near you if you’re in bc…) or city…then how come he or she is not mature enough to decide whether or not he or she can have a bottle of beer, a glass of wine, a shot of tequila…or in the case of some…all of the above?

well, in canada…you’re allowed to vote at 18…yet you have to wait another year to drink an alcoholic (the ‘oh’ thing i was referring to earlier for those non-chemists) beverage. i guess every fool is allowed to mark an ‘x’ on a piece of paper to decide which ‘diplomatic speaker’ will lead our way for the next ‘n’ number of years…but that person is not mature enough to handle alcohol…come to think of it…i think, and correct me if i’m wrong, but you can get married and still not be allowed to drink in canada…kind of a boring wedding for the groom and/or bride if you’d ask me…given they can’t even toast with real champagne. better yet, you can have children and be a parent and still not be allowed to have a bottle of beer. fair enough if one says that’s a bit extreme, but you can become a parent at 18, and be married, and still not be allowed to buy a beer to enjoy the hockey game after putting your kid to sleep…

at least canadians don’t have as bad as the neighbours down south…their drinking age is…21 (in most states). let’s see…they’re allowed to vote at 18 (anyone remember the last president…i think i rest my case on this one), they’re allowed to carry guns once they’re 18…obviously get married…etc. so…the voting thing…well it’s pretty much the same as canada…just that now the young adults are not trusted to drink until they’re 21…that’s 3 years after they have been trusted to mark an ‘x’ as to whom should be president.

an 18 year old is quite qualified mentally to handle a gun, loaded gun that is…given they’re allowed by constitution to bare arms…yet can’t trust him with that glass of beer…can’t give them a glass of wine…because they might get upset and cause a riot…yet they’re mature enough to carry a loaded weapon in their car…quite rational…by anyone’s standards!!! mature enough to not only carry a gun, but use it…and essentially have the capability of ending a life or more…however, can’t touch that alcohol…that’s just taboo…come to think of it, if they do shot someone at 18…they will be tried as an adult…yet not adult enough to enjoy that famous tennessee whisky (whiskey)! so…under 21…then you’re considered a minor in terms of drinking…yet a mature adult when it comes to…voting, carrying guns, etc…quite rational…

please unlock the door?

well, today i had the pleasure of witnessing something that brought the following joke to mind:

guy walks into a gas station, laughing quite hard. gas station attendant asks as to the reason for his uncontrollable laughter, and eventually he manages to tell the attendant that he just saw a blonde outside using a coat hanger trying to unlock her car. at which point the gas attendant simply states, yes i gave her the coat hanger because she locked her keys in the car. the customers proceeds and states, yes but the funny part is that there was a blonde inside the car that was telling her ‘a bit more to the left’.

today, i had the pleasure of supervising a group of first years on their first sampling trip. all went well, however half way through the class…i notice this woman, somewhat panicky. she was going from the left side of the car to the right and saying something. i was at about 15 meters away. so i decide to try and figure out what she’s doing. paying a bit more attention, i hear what she’s screaming

“can you please unlock the door?”

and then, going to the left side of the van, pointing down and re-stating the same thing. this lasted for about another minute after i first heard what she was saying. i figured, her kid was probably inside, and the little bugger decided to find out ‘what this particular button does’. well, the kid unlocks a door, the side door…and the woman proceeds to open it…fast…the door slams into the gas pump nozzle that was still in use.

being far away, i could afford to laugh…i feel sorry for the students, who not only had to witness this happening right besides them..but they did manage to stay professional and not burst out in laughter…

key point…never trust your kid inside the car with the keys…

reality shows

i guess following yesterday’s small rant i should follow up with ‘love’ i have for reality shows. the first show i recall came about 2000 and it was ‘survivor’. first of its kind, something new, a tv show that had, more or less, amateurs behaving ‘normally’ and not based on a script. success wise, well today’s tv programing is full of reality shows. at any hour you would have to try hard not to find at least one channel that is televising one type of reality show. it’s gonne from bad to worst quickly. today’s tv is full of any sort of reality show that you can probably imagine. it ranges from american idol in it’s ‘nth’ season to whether tila tequila can find ‘love’ (funny part is, and don’t ask why i know this, that her last pick decided to dump her as soon as the show was over, guess women can be just as cold as men in the end). the shows continue to degrade, as a prime example see below. then again, i guess i really do need to know the flavour of the ‘chicken of the sea‘ that jessica simpson consumed a few years back. eventually any conceivable situation has been turned into a reality show. canadians decided to showcast their talents for the worst driver, worst handyman and of course who could forget their version of idol.

anyhow, at least the driver show is funny yet extremely scary. imagine these people on the roads. then again i had to imagine given i’ve seen it yesterday on my way home. tv has degraded significantly since the addition of such shows. if you really must watch tv, shouldn’t you at least watch something that requires some sort of brain activity? i admit, i did watch some reality shows, then again hearing ramsey swearing is a huge part of why i watched his shows. i guess the next type of reality show to be aired will be about how to watch tv, or better yet watching tv.